April 18, 2014


amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

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fasterthanwind-passionate-as-sin:

Literally perfect telling of the Canadian - US argument

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clubpenguln:

is jennifer aniston even aging 

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boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

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asian:

no no no no no stop that ariana

asian:

no no no no no stop that ariana

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