Don't get me wrong
I love who I am
I don't wanna be ungrateful
It probably sounds strange
I really love the role I play.
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
(via rainbowbarfingkittie)We are all insane here
they call me prank sinatra
Literally perfect telling of the Canadian - US argument
is jennifer aniston even aging
(via intensional)boogie down
my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
(via intensional)I've moved
no no no no no stop that ariana
(via belledudette)Pour toujours et à jamais