Don't get me wrong
I love who I am
I don't wanna be ungrateful
It probably sounds strange
I really love the role I play.
well played player
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
it’s like a ballet
(via relahvant)flower princess
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
(via rainbowbarfingkittie)We are all insane here
they call me prank sinatra
Literally perfect telling of the Canadian - US argument